Thursday, June 3, 2010

Umbrella Stupidity

So, the day is wet. You have your umbrella. It's cold and windy and generally a miserable day. However, at this moment in time it is no longer raining. Is your umbrella still up? Are you taking up far more room on the footpath than your really should be? Are you almost poking people in the eye because you're in your own little world?

Then you have just made me rage. Are you so insanely oblivious to the world that you don't realise when you need protection and when you don't? Or is it that you're too afraid of the individual droplets that barely qualify as rain?

Either way, I hate you.

1 comment:

  1. I am constantly terrified of getting poked in the eye by umbrellas.

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